If Oxford or Cambridge Offers Bachelor of Marriage

29 December 2009

Hey guys, I was just being silly and created some moments of insanity.

NOW, imagine this…

OXFORD UNIVERSITY
BACHELOR OF MARRIAGE (HONOURS – Lifetime Achievement)

Duration of Course: Lifetime
Enrollment Requirement: On a steady relationship for minimum of 6 months.

Modules Offered:
1. Dating 101
2. Courtship 101
3. Basic Relationship 101
4. Friendship 101

5. Advanced Relationship 201
6. Proposal 201
7. Pre-Marital Affairs 201
8. Meet-the-Parents 201

9. Wedding 301
10. Basic Honeymoon 301
11. Basic In-Laws 301
12. Extended Family 301

13. Advanced Honeymoon 401
14. Advanced In-Laws 401
15. Courtship in Marriage 401
16. Basic Household Affairs 401

17. Pregnancy 501
18. Basic Parenting 501
19. Advanced Household Affairs 501
20. Advanced Courtship in Marriage 501

21. Advanced Parenting 601
22. Extended Honeymoon 601
23. Extended Courtship in Marriage 601

And the list goes on and on and on and on…

I guess this is enough of my madness at this lunch break, kindly please get back to work.

3 Responses to “If Oxford or Cambridge Offers Bachelor of Marriage”

  1. Tamera Says:

    Think ur craving to get married… *winks* LOL

  2. kevin Says:

    why limit to only that?
    phd le.

  3. Gerald Ho Says:

    PHD is for those who wants to be a lecturer or a counsellor! :P

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