If Oxford or Cambridge Offers Bachelor of Marriage

29 December 2009

Hey guys, I was just being silly and created some moments of insanity.

NOW, imagine this…

OXFORD UNIVERSITY
BACHELOR OF MARRIAGE (HONOURS – Lifetime Achievement)

Duration of Course: Lifetime
Enrollment Requirement: On a steady relationship for minimum of 6 months.

Modules Offered:
1. Dating 101
2. Courtship 101
3. Basic Relationship 101
4. Friendship 101

5. Advanced Relationship 201
6. Proposal 201
7. Pre-Marital Affairs 201
8. Meet-the-Parents 201

9. Wedding 301
10. Basic Honeymoon 301
11. Basic In-Laws 301
12. Extended Family 301

13. Advanced Honeymoon 401
14. Advanced In-Laws 401
15. Courtship in Marriage 401
16. Basic Household Affairs 401

17. Pregnancy 501
18. Basic Parenting 501
19. Advanced Household Affairs 501
20. Advanced Courtship in Marriage 501

21. Advanced Parenting 601
22. Extended Honeymoon 601
23. Extended Courtship in Marriage 601

And the list goes on and on and on and on…

I guess this is enough of my madness at this lunch break, kindly please get back to work.



Tis’ the Season to be Jolly

21 December 2009

Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others
Is the joy that comes back to you;
And the more you spend in blessing
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing
Returns to make you glad.

John Greenleaf Whittier

Christmas presents 2009

MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone!!



A Whole New Life

17 December 2009

All I can say right now is, I have a brand new life, with a brand new job in a challenging specialized medical industry. And I ask all of you to forgive me for the disappearing act. I know I have been on a long hiatus. Gomenasai!

Life is a little uncanny when we get to crossroads, especially when a series of epiphanies starts to kick in the mid-20’s. And here I am, with God’s special guidance, enlightening me when I am left in the darkness. I’m no longer focusing on selling and selling and selling like my previous jobs. This job scope is totally refreshing and requires a deep-diving experience in order to master the skills.

Day in, day out, I will be spending my time to do follow-ups for patients with heart problems. At times, I will be assisting the cardiologists performing a minor surgery (read: I can’t explain such a detailed job scope here in the public). Nevertheless, all these experiences are inevitably enriching. Of course, I could not do all these by myself. I have to undergo lots of intensive training. Will be flying overseas more often as these heart cases are more frequent in the Western countries. Next week, I will be having 1-1 trainings with my current boss (read: a very nice guy indeed).

Enough of reading my ramblings. I guess it may bore you to death. It’s the festive season and a week away from Christmas celebrations. I am sure all of you are embracing a joyful holiday season.

I wish all of you a Blessed Christmas, and yes, I will be back after Christmas.

Christmas tree

Yes, I gotta run now. Have another appointment now!!

Will blog more soon. xoxo