What is Marriage?

24 July 2008

My dear boss is hillarious in his own ways and his jokes come out unpredictable. Look at this conversation which happened minutes ago.

Boss: What is Marriage?

Colleague: Marriage is a unison which God created since day through Adam and Eve, so that we will multiply and fill the Earth. And the family is the most important unit as a support and love for each other.

Boss: Wow, that’s lengthy and difficult to understand.

Colleague: Then what is your version of marriage?

Boss: Marriage is when the man loses his bachelor degree while the woman obtains her Master degree!!

Me & Colleague: -_-” (Laughs all the way)

WHAT IS YOUR VERSION OF MARRIAGE, my dear friends?

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Post-Discussion: I will be on a flight to Bangkok in 13 hours’ time. I am so excited!!

12 Responses to “What is Marriage?”

  1. kevin Says:

    marriage is like a cage.

    when you kat luar you want in.

    when you kat dalam you cant get out.

  2. nicholas Says:

    Marriage is a sacred contract that bonds two love birds for eternally …ahh crap ! marriage is just another way for clothing merchants, shoes retailers and commissioner of oath to make money out of people…if there is really strong trust there is no need of black and white to prove it unless the guy or the lady couldn’t control him or herself later on and if that is so, even if there is marriage with a ring , what’s the point?

  3. Gerald Ho Says:

    oh my…so funny and random….creative too..:P

    oh btw…….marriage is like……errrrrrrrrr…dont know la…….

  4. bangmalaysia Says:

    I am exicited for you on your Bangkok trip. I did two long stints (courses) at the Asian Institute of Technology (AIT) and Chulalongkorn University. CHULA particularly brings back many fond memories.

    My favourite places - hung out a lot in MBK centre. Had lunches at Siam Centre.

    Shopping - Chatuchark Market and Suan Lum Night Market. Love to walk down Chinatown - Yowarat. Pirated DVDs at Prantip Plaza. Clothes - Prathunam an Boe Bae.

    Enjoy. Bangkok is exciting.

    Sorry I forgot: Eye openers at Patpong on Silom road.

  5. bangmalaysia Says:

    Oh ya, another thing. Whatever you do don’t criticise their royalty. These people are revered as semi or demi-gods.

    Try to make it to Chiangmai. It has a nice cool climate and good local wines and good food. Lots of souvenirs.

  6. Jonazan Says:

    marriage….. (I decided to preach another day)

  7. RealGunners Says:

    are we talking about marriage or bang-cock? @@

  8. jescamz Says:

    hahaha..did u come up with tat?

    nway, marriage? erm..i think lotsa men dislikes that idea…i wonder if the married ladies really did set such a bad impression on this… hopefully we would be out of the ordinary ones…haha

  9. Grace Says:

    Hahahaha…..

    Looks like putting Bang-Cock and Marriage in the same entry has invited more comments here…

    Anyway looks like we could wait for Jonazan to preach about Marriage to us.

    LOL.

  10. yes2leong Says:

    Marriage is like….. 1 + 1 = 3

    1 added to another 1….. but then… the result comes out… becomes… 3…. heheheh

    that’s why, we have worried, stressed and panic

    worried = when wife is pregnant

    stress = when gf is pregnant

    panic = either gf or wife is pregnant, and you are not the main course. ahahaahhaa…..

    happy marriage !!!!!!!

  11. kevin Says:

    jon : what the….

    bangmsia : patpong was kinda…patporn.

    anyway, we headed to the cinema here. and guess what? b4 the movie started. “PLS PAY RESPECT TO THE KING” video clip was played and we had to stand and watch like NEGARAKU.

    loong : when yi lai pregnant?

  12. Grace Says:

    loong : you kuku gatal is it? worry here worry there! I WORRY ABOUT YOU AH!

    bangmalaysia : didnt have time for chiangmai cuz its far away. would probably make a special trip just for chiang mai alone.

    realgunnerz : more for marriage. bangkok in the next entry! MUAHAHAHHAHAHA.

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