Conditioner for other “Hair”

21 July 2008

I met up with Nadia recently and somehow we managed to jump into the conversation of having conditioning shampoo or conditioner for other “hair” such as armpit bulu or pubic hair.

Conditioner

You see, most girls would use conditioner after washing their hair with shampoo for softer and smoother hair. Some of the extreme ones would even use hair spa for their hair. Am I right?

Now the thing is, we have never heard of people using conditioner for armpit hair or pubic hair. Do you?

Armpit

Why didn’t big brands like L’oreal or Pantene or Vidal Sassoon come out with hair products specializing in softening the armpit hair or perhaps anti-frizz for pubic hair?

What happens if your frizzy armpit or pubic hair gets entangled? How do we solve this part?

Licking armpit

Worst still if your armpit is not being shampoo-ed, and this poor guy in blue would end up tasting the most salty armpit ever!!!!!!!!

So we need specialized products for armpit or pubic hair which allows us to moisturize and smoothen the frizzy bulu hair. It would be awesome if the same product could act as a perfume at the same time.

This will prevent people from fainting if you ever lift up your armpit.

Conditioner XYZ

Perhaps, any company out there would be interested in manufacturing such conditioners?

Let me know because there are some friends who would want to buy this!

Will you be interested in getting one?

18 Responses to “Conditioner for other “Hair””

  1. ivan Says:

    what????
    y need conditioner for that hair??

  2. Grace Says:

    ivan :oh well, in case ur xxx hair gets entangled… then how? u need anti-frizz lor!!! Hahahaha…

  3. s2k_247 Says:

    What the heck… Is that Kevin’s NIPPLE????

    *vomits*

    But in all seriousness, I would get conditioner for my… bodily hair… Therefore, conditioner for bodily hair for me must come in barrel’s…

  4. jccy Says:

    i don’t know what to say….hahaha those ‘hair’ supposed to be rough punya ler…dont know ahh… *GELI*

  5. Grace Says:

    s2k_247 : No.1… that is not Kev’s nipples. No.2, u need conditioner for your whole body meh??? Sure or not oh???

    jccy : meant to be rough? so u need conditioner to soften it lor!!!

  6. geraldho Says:

    OMG!! what a topic…
    Sha must be super hairy to say that…:P alternative…u can use a super moisturised body shampoo…:P
    Kevin’s nips??:P muahahaha..he’s not that fair la..aiyoh..

  7. nadz Says:

    OMG take my name out! i don’t want to be related to pubes, armpit, bulu related issues. ppllzzz

  8. Grace Says:

    gerald : Your body is too bald to use a super moisturized body shampoo! Hahaha… Agree that Kevin is darker…

    nadz : No worries…. they do not know which Nadia and doesn’t have any link to you! Hahahahaha!

  9. Gerald Ho Says:

    Grace: yeah..i seriously don’t need it..I’m smooth…….:P

    Nadia: I KNOW WHO u r!!! HAH!! CAUGHT YA! :P
    what’s so paiseh about??hehe

  10. Grace Says:

    U sure u don’t need it boh, Gerald? Are u sure u r completely smooth?

  11. yes2leong Says:

    er………. apa tu….. swt…. i think kevin is the 1 licking Yao Ming… =p keekekekek

  12. kevin Says:

    sha : those are not my nipples. perhaps gerald’s.

    gerald : we all know that you did REBONDING for your armpit.

  13. Grace Says:

    yes2leong : Kev is not that grossss to lick Yao Ming’s armpit.. Oh plzzzz!!!

    kevin : Will u want a conditioner for ur xxx hair?

    WAIT…. gerald had rebonding for his armpit?OMG!!!

  14. Gerald Ho Says:

    Kevin: eh how u know la?? Pretty cheap u know..done in half an hour..:P U go die la..hahaha:P

  15. kevin Says:

    grace : i need a steam brush.

    loong : it tastes like ice cream….yumm…uhhhhhh…ahhhhhhhh……..

    gerald : eh mana bikin?

  16. Grace Says:

    OMG Gerald… u serious? hahahaha

  17. jescamz Says:

    wahhh…seriously need to shampoo that area too?
    haha
    jst use deodorant lar..
    a bit weird, if i find someone specifically shampoo-ing their armpit hair….haha

  18. Grace Says:

    Jessica, u never know… perhaps u can ask Sha, he needs one for his whole body.

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