The Perfect Kiss 101
11 June 2008
Someone forwarded this to my email lately. In fact, I have received an email with the same content 4 years ago. It’s amazing that it’s still being circulated around. I was thinking some of you might not receive this email yet.
Now looking at the topic, you must be wondering. Wow. How do you get a perfect kiss? Let me share the contents and my humble opinions with you.
Image Source From the movie ‘Bounce’ starring Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow
From the email, it stated that in order to form a more perfect kiss or enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please, is to learn up the rules and regulations of kisses.
Section 1 : Where do You Kiss?
Well, there is a statement being sent across to your love when you kiss or touch any part of their body. Let’s check out what do these sweet kisses mean.
1. Kiss on the hand…. I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek… I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck… I want you
4. Kiss on the lips… I love you
5. Kiss on the ears… I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else … Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes … Kiss me
8. Playing with your hair… I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist… I love you too much to let you go
Image Source These kids are so lovely, aren’t they?
Section 2:The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
Wait. What do you mean by not squeezing too hard? Which part or where are they referring to now???
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
Huh? Every opportunity? Even when you are queuing up at a fast food restaurant?
Section 3: How to French Kiss
According to the email, you should follow these 10 steps.
1. Set the scene. Make sure that the mood and time are right.
2. Relax! Take a deep breath and let go of any tension in your neck and shoulders.
3. Put your arms around the person you want to kiss.
4. Start off with a normal kiss, not too firm, not too aggressive. Closing your eyes is optional.
5. In mid kiss, gently open your mouth and softly nudge the other persons mouth open using your tongue.
6. Again, not too aggressively, move your tongue inside the other persons mouth and playfully touch their tongue.
7. Read the other persons body language, if they seem tense or start to pull away, stop what you are doing.
8. If they open their mouth more or otherwise indicate they like the kiss, keep on doing what you have been only with a little more passion.
9. As the kissing gets going saliva build up can be a problem, don’t forget to swallow.
10. Make sure you keep your tongues relaxed but your lips tight (saliva again), you don’t want the kiss to turn messy.
Section 4: Extra Tips when You’re Kissing
* Don’t forget to breathe.
* Since French Kissing is “wetter” than other kinds of kissing it is a good idea to start with dry lips, don’t lick them first.
* If one of you have braces you can still French Kiss, you just have to be more careful and not as forceful when things get passionate.
* If both of you wear braces you can still French Kiss, you just have to be very gentle and avoid touching teeth.
* French Kissing definitely needs practice, but at least it is fun to practise this one! Practice Makes Perfect, isn’t it?
Image Source The Kissing Frogs, So Cute!!!
Wow, it felt like one whole lecture on Kissing 101. Theoretically, these tips are great. When it comes to practical, I am sure we can brush these aside. Now who doesn’t know how to kiss at this modern era? I am sure girls at the age of 13 and above would probably be smarter than us in kissing. *giggles*
Now, well at least they did mentioned that practice makes perfect.
So KEVIN, can I practise it with you now?
After looking at his piggy mouth….. better not!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Posted by Grace at 6:42 pm
Categorised as Love
June 11th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Lol!!
June 11th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
i hate you.
June 11th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
meowster : Looks like u are laughing out loud here…hahaha
kevin : Sayang…later i come play with your hair. It means, i can’t live without you…
June 12th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
………………………….
*looking at kevin’s pic….*
*then look at grace…*
*thinking… “no wonder grace became like tat… cuz of kevin’s piggy mouth… n turned grace into a piggy mouth… i mean… piggy… kekekeke*
June 12th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
read through the update….but the last part with picture immediately *speechless* =P hehehee….
June 12th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
gosh…scary pic…BE WARNED::P
June 13th, 2008 at 12:47 am
LOL!!! KEVIN!! MWAX!!!
I learnt something new, playing with hair = to sayang balik after bullying someone.
June 13th, 2008 at 1:00 am
I was enjoying the pic of the frogs, laffing I was .. then I saw the last pic..eww! It wiped the smile off my face after that. Hi I’m Jeff btw.
June 13th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
hahaha..cuteee
nice post
June 14th, 2008 at 3:45 am
yes2leong : bluek.. he is a bear, i am piggy.
jccy :Speechless completely ah? Ooopss!!!
gerald : Scary ah? Would u want him to try on u?
Vincent : He bullies me often. Kononnya playing with my hair..pull my hair lah he….
June 14th, 2008 at 3:46 am
Jeff : Hi Jeff. I am glad I did entertain u with this funny post. =) Heehee!
Jesca : Yeah.. wait till u see Kevin’s….
June 14th, 2008 at 11:17 am
vincent : to sayang balik meh? i thought to play someone’s hair can also mean flirting?
grace n co : gua begitu sedih sekali, daripada respons rakyat, rupanya saya ni hodoh.
June 14th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
OMIGOSH… pleaseee~! kev…nooooooooooo everything was so nice about the blog…till i scrolled down further….*traumatised*
June 14th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
yin : lol. Yin….now imagine me doing that to you in slow motion.
June 15th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Kevin :Janganlah sedih. Aku sentiasa di tepi sisi mu, kan?
Yin : I know u will say this…hahahahaha
P.S. Kev please don’t ask her to imagine that… it’s sick, wehhhh….
June 15th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
*in Haley Joel Osmost’s voice in The Sixth Sense*
…I see Kevin’s lips…
June 15th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
sha : *attacks sha with wet smoothes relentlessly*
June 15th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Sha : *I see Kevin’s long tongue too*… hahaha…
kevin : OMG…. what I told Sha is true!!
June 16th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Kev: *hits Kev at his balls of steel with a badminton racquet…repeatedly*
Grace: … I feel very disturbed now… *shudders*
June 16th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Sha : OMG… i can’t believe Kevin is going to do that….. poor balls!
June 16th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Sha: Good defending moves…teeheee…:P
Kevin: Now..u’re a woman..:P
Grace: Now..get married with Loong..:P
June 16th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
since i am a female….
*GRABS GERALD*
June 17th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Gerald : Why should I marry Loong???? Why??? Why can’t I marry you?? Hahahahahahhahaa………
Kevin : Don’t fight Gerald with me…hahahaha..
June 17th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Kevin: YOU FREAK! GO DIE!! I SUE U LATER!!
Grace: OMG…why want to marry me pulak???
June 20th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Gerald : Then why must I marry Loong? Why not u? Hahahahaha…..
June 20th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
SWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wat tiba tiba… my name come out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 25th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
aloha.. dropping by from kevin’s to invade this blog..
but should not have read this post.. got nightmares from looking at kev’s picture.. and are still getting the nightmares… picture stuck in my head dy… ..
June 25th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
yes2leong : U ask Gerald Ho lah. He mentioned ur name first.
chee fei : OH NO… i wish u luck. Kevin will be haunting your dreams now!!!
June 25th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Yes2Leong: Errrr..don’t know…….ur name came across my mind first…see..i so good to you…..:) hehehee
April 30th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Kiss, Kiss, kiss.. A perfect bliss!