23 June 2008

This is really cheering me up when I found this in my email today.

Now, what happens if a man hasn’t have sex for long? Did you ever wonder what will happen to him?

Check this out, friends.

One day, a man decided to go for a medical check up.

After a thorough check up, the doctor suspected that he hasn’t had sex for a very long time. As the picture shown, his sperms had turned to be FROGS!!!

This poor guy blamed this on his hectic lifestyle (read:work) and decided to beautify himself. WHY? So that, he can fish for more girls!!!

Apparently, he didn’t know how to fix himself, and it turned out like this….

OH GOSH…. What a man!!!!!!

21 June 2008

Due to the rising costs of petrol and food, we tend to think twice whether to drive out for a meal on the weekends. Thinking of the RM2.70 per litre, we really hesitated.

Hence, we decided to listen to our PM’s advice – ‘Ubah Gaya Hidup‘. 

Since my mummy has gone back to Ipoh, I took the opportunity to conquer the kitchen department. You see, I love to cook. Given the opportunity, why not take control of the kitchen?

Thus, I searched through the kitchen cabinets and refrigerator to see what is available.

First, I prepared 10 eggs, 1 slice of cheese, 1 onion, 1 can of mushroom soup, 10 sausages, 1 can of red beans and 1 can of luncheon meat.

And 45 minutes later…….. dinner was ready!!

Dinner for 4

All this sum up to RM15.50 only for 4 people.

Yeah, I just had this for my dinner.

17 June 2008

This is the second part of the email which I received regarding Why Guys Like Girls and Vice Versa.

Strike me Cupid! I am in Love now!!

I actually edited some of the reasons. I am not sure what you (read: girls or ladies) think of these, but you probably can check the list yourself. I added some a little extra stuff because it applies to me.

Yeah, every girl likes guys with SKILLS. Now what skills?

See if it strikes you on the dot!

1. The way they always wear their favorite cologne or perfume (which happens to be the
one that you bought them for their birthday)
2. The way they run their hands through your hair
3. The way that they look at you (read: the electrifying eyes) and you want to die right then and there (which I always did)
4. The way that they casually put their arms around you
5. The way that they kiss away your tears
6. The way that they then get mad at how they can’t make your problems go
away
7. The way they show off their skills in front of their friends when you are around even though they know they might fail to do it at times
8. How their eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date
9. How they always know just what to say to make you blush
10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make you feel
better, even if you think that it is the worst thing that they could say
11. The way they hold you close when you are feeling cold

(Image Source) Isn’t it cute to see bears hugging?

12. How they look at you when you’re mad at them and all your anger melts away instantly
13. How they always smile when you are together
14. The way that they always let you win any game that you play together
15. … and then when you point that out to them they pretend to not know what
you are talking about
16. The way that they smile at you and you know you’re falling in love with them again and again
17. The way that you feel when they call to apologize after you had a big fight
18. The way that they say I love you
19. The way that they say I love you in front of their friends
20. The way that they touch and hold you so gently, like they are afraid that they
will break you

(Image Source) Holding hands together

21. The way that they touch your lips gently for a goodnight or goodbye kiss
22. The way that they open their arms to you when you are crying
23. The way that they never admit that you hurt them
24. The way that they try not to cry when they are afraid that they are losing you
25. The way that they think that they are your big protector, even though you
think that you are theirs
26. The way that they say I miss you, even though they hate to admit it
27. The way that you miss everything about them when they are gone
28. The way that they remember your special moments, or anniversaries when
you think that they forgot
29. The way that they apologize when they do forget
30. The way that they comfort you when you have a bad day
31. The way that you can’t wait to get home and tell them all about your day
32. The way that they write you love letters even if they think that it is uncool and troublesome
33. How they would rather be with you than their friends sometimes
34. How you want to hug them even though they are all sweaty
35. The way they hold the cooking pan and cook for you when you are sick (I will always remember this)

(Image Source) A perfect example of a man cooking for ladies…..awwwww

36. How the sweet text messages turn up at your phone which make you smile all day long
37. The way they call you by pet names like ‘Piggy’ or ‘Bear’ or ‘Baby’ and et cetera
38. The way they purposely sleep later than you, in order to watch how cute your look is when you are asleep.
39. The way they willingly to help you to wash dishes even though they hate to do housework
40. The way they spend a little extra time in front of the mirror than usual before dating you

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the most handsome of them all?

In fact, reasons from #35 – #40 are written down based on my experience. I am sure you girls or guys would probably come out with more reasons than me.

Even if we could list down a million of reasons here, I am sure for the most of us, it just unexplainable why we love someone so dearly. Truly myself is a bare example here.

Now GIRLS, blah it all out now. What are the things that guys do that melt your heart? Or Guys, what are the things that you have done that captured your girls’ hearts?

TELL ME!!! TELL ME!!!

15 June 2008

Got this from my email as well lately. Do you have any idea why guys like girls?

I guess I have to agree with the given reasons why guys like girls. Perhaps you probably wanna check out if you (read: male) agree with these statements.

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep

Image SourceWhy do we look cute when we’re sleeping?

4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she’s the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours

Image Source Holding hands

13. The way they smile

Image Source Smile like these monkeys!!

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says “let’s not fight anymore” even though you know that an hour later you will be arguing about something
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say “I love you’
18. The way they kiss you anytime anywhere

Image Source How I wish I can do this in a sunset….awwwwww

19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don’t admit it)!
23. The way they say “I miss you”
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn’t hurt her anymore

Regardless if you love the girls, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them, it matters not.

Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound,you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. Don’t you agree with this?

Guys love girls for a million reasons, I presume that no papers would do justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

Come on, guys. If you beg to differ, why don’t you pour out your rantings here? I would love to know what other things that you love about your girlfriend or your wife?

TELL ME!!